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August 30, 2006

August 30, 2006

I can't think of a title for this post. It's about my day (who cares) so it may as well be the date.

I went to a class at the community college for adobe in-design to see if I should take it. That was a major big deal. Me, being out in public, interacting with people and not having a major melt down. I get a gold star.

I was really really lousy at the class. I know people loooovvveee adobe but let me tell you, it is NOT intuitive. Much of the interface sucks. You have to know where things are. I've tried to teach myself illustrator and pagemaker before but I always bailed over usability. Abby (the teacher) says that once you learn basic navigational stuff and tools in one program, those convey to the other programs in the creative suite. So hopefully I only have to do the steep learning curve thing once.

As I said before, I was really lousy. I couldn't see the board. I was the worst student in the class. I felt compelled to tell the teacher "I swear I really am smart, honest" because she might not let me take the class. I wasn't officially registered (this morning, before class) and the class is closed. She was going to waiver me in -provided I wasn't going to be pain in the butt- only because I have a laptop and wanted to buy the software. Buying the software is a given; it's a deal! None of the other students bought it. Boy, it's a lot different going to school when you're older because you aren't usually so poor. $230 for adobe creative suite premium? I had no problem shelling out for that -SOLD! The regular price is $1,200. Heck, even throwing in tuition and books, it was still a deal to get the software at that price. Let me tell you...I've done some thinking...I was eyeing the other software in the bookstore like autocad and what not. The discounts on the software are so deep it's worth taking the class. What a racket. If you're in the market for primo software that is. Take the class, get the software super cheap.

Anyway, I was really lousy. I'm surprised she let me in. I did not tell her about being autistic. No reason to needlessly worry the 'normal' folks. I never know how people are going to take it. I usually don't tell people unless the relationship obligates a lot of eye contact. If I have to tell them, some of them look at me funny, as tho I were going to turn purple or sprout horns right in front of them. Some people start speaking very s...l...o...w...l...y, some talk louder as tho I were deaf. Still others treat me as tho I were retarded. My husband's ex-girlfriend always treated me like a kindergärtner. She was hateful anyway, also she wasn't his girlfriend, she just wanted to be. As it is, she was never interested in him until he became a vegetarian and he only became a vegetarian after he met me. She'd say, "are you sure you're a vegetarian?" because I smoked. Who knew? I'd always thought vegetarianism had to do with eating, not smoking. In return, I was tempted to ask her "you're fat, are you sure you're a vegetarian" but I didn't. I think I should get bonus points for knowingly not being rude to counterbalance all of the times I am unknowingly and unintentionally rude. But I digress. I didn't tell Abby. I was doing well enough to just get approved on a closed class. MUAHHH Abby.

Spousal unit and I went down to the High Desert (their website is awful but their beer is great) to celebrate. That's our regular place if we have one. We spent our first date there. We went to celebrate that I managed to get admitted, enrolled, buy the software -I already had one of the books, one of which I'd gotten directly from the author years ago- and not entirely lose it. He thinks it's funny that I can do a lot of "advanced" things like authoring a popular book, traveling all over the world, learn whatever and fall apart at having to deal with the average person in daily life. Whatever. We rode our bikes down. On the way, I wanted to take a picture of the cotton in the fields. It's so pretty right now; it's blooming. The buds are big thick and fat. The flowers -before they burst open- are practically purple but when they bloom, they're pink. Anyway, we went to High Desert via the cotton fields but as luck would have it, the battery of my digital camera said "outa juice". Not really of course but you know what I mean. Bummer. I plugged in the battery at HD tho and ended up taking a picture of the bartender named Daniel. Daniel has been working there for seven years. This is Daniel's last week. Next week, he goes full time at the lab he's been working at. His job is to assay the hotness of chile. No lie.

August 28, 2006

I hate Phoenix

I used to live there circa 88-89. It was horrible. The worst time of my life. Why did I sign up to run a marathon in a city I hate? I think I'm doing it so I can see I was right about that place and it's a good thing I left and living where I do now. I really like Las Cruces. It's little. We have a university -an ag school, lots of agriculture around here. Very hick not hip. And I like that just fine.

August 27, 2006

I'm running a marathon

So I've done this really crazy thing. I signed up to run a marathon this coming January in Phoenix. I'm in training for it now. There's this organization that will train you to run a marathon and walk you through it. For diddley. All you have to do is raise money for Leukemia research. What a racket. In my book, that was a slam dunk. So, you'll train me and walk me by the hand through running my first marathon and all I have to do is raise money for charity? Funny how I became mercenary so quickly. And me, the social saint.

I have always wanted to run a marathon. Strike that. I have always wanted to be able to say that I ran a marathon. I am not athletic. I have never been athletic. Part of the reason that I make a priority of staying in shape is that I know that I'm in better shape than most of the people I went to high school with. And I was fat then. They were all thin. And athletic. They looked good, I didn't. But I'm sure I look a lot better than most of them today. I lost weight. I got into shape. Still, athleticism does not come naturally to me. I'm a klutz. I run like a dork. I'm slow. I plod. I haven't run since the early 90's and I wasn't any good back then either.

So I'm kind of excited about this marathon. I have to raise a lot of money in donations, about $4,000. A lot of people say they appreciate my support, let's see how many support me. If I'm getting around 3,000 visitors a day over at Fashion-Incubator, I should be able to get the money. I could always do an event or something. People always want to meet me. Maybe I could do a meet up in Phoenix for people who donate $100 or more. I could stay an extra day and do a class for people who donated $1,000 or more. I haven't done a class in forever. I haven't been able to handle being around people in years...at least for the last three or four years I've gotten bad. I'm never around people at all anymore. I'm doing the running thing to try to get reintegrated. I have no contact with people other than my husband.  I worry that autism narrows my world more each year. I've heard that running is really good for autistic people. Supposedly it helps with the executive functioning stuff. That is really my down fall.

I quit smoking 63 days ago. Overall, today was a pretty good day. There are many days that I wouldn't mind smoking. Most days in fact. I'm finally off the patch. I did that for 60 days. I am running because I hope it'll reinforce the nonsmoking.  

On the registration form, there was the list of sentences you had to rank in order, which of the following reasons is why you decided to sign up. They did not list my reasons which were:

  1. I don't want to smoke.
  2. I want to be hot. The hottest 45 yr old babe around. Why not? I was ugly when everybody was beautiful. I figure it's my turn if I'm willing to work for it. That seems more honest than being beautiful only because you are young.
  3. I want a butt. I forgot to tell you about that part. I'm slender but as I've aged, my butt has done a disappearing act. I'm too young to not have a butt. Now I'm all tits, a stick with tits. I want a butt.

Today was the first day I "trained". Wowee. I ran and walked for 45 minutes. That does not sound like training. Later, I rode my bike to the farmer's market. That was 5 miles round trip. In the early evening, husband and I rode our bikes to the pharmacy to pick up a prescription and the grocery store to get some beer; that was 3.2 miles roundtrip but it works out that both ways are uphill. Or certainly felt that way.

My husband is sitting across from me on the bed as I write this. He's looking at me just now and insists I'm up to no good. I deny it but between us, we need another blog like we need more holes in the head (s). 

Click here to donate to sponsor me in the phoenix marathon

 Rats. about 45 minutes worth of stuff just disappeared from this spot.

 I had been saying you can sign up to do this too. You don't have to run the whole thing. You can do a half marathon and you can walk it. Here's some info from the Team in Training website:

The Leukemia & Lymphoma Society's Team In Training® is the world's largest endurance sports training program. The program provides training to run or walk a whole or half marathon or participate in a triathlon or century (100-mile) bike ride. Since 1988, more than 295,000 volunteer participants have helped raise more than $660 million.

By helping to raise funds for leukemia, lymphoma and myeloma research and patient services, you'll receive:

  • Personalized fitness training by certified coaches for a period of four to five months
  • Training clinics
  • Your own personal Web site for online fundraising
  • A supportive group of teammates
  • Lodging and airfare to more than 60 accredited events in the United States and abroad.